Crippling Alcoholism

Cripping Alcoholism are a five-piece noise rock/post-punk band from Boston, Massachusetts that have been around since at least 2022. They've released two full-lengths thus far, with their latest With Love From A Padded Room having really caught my attention. This is some good, unique stuff here. It's a reverbating echo chamber of despondency, its misery incarnate. These tracks wallow in cold synths, chorus-laden guitars, distant drums, and baritone vocals with lyrical subject matter that explores the trenches of addiction, self-hatred, organized religion, and vengeance. For as dark and gothic as they get, they still manage to work in surprisingly strong hooks (like on "Liquid Jesus" and "Fatherweight Kid"). It's one of the most intriguing albums I've heard this year, and worth checking out if you're a fan of bands as varied as Type O Negative, Swans, The Cure, Have a Nice Life, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, and Chat Pile. Enjoy.

When The Drugs That Made You Sick Are The Drugs That Make You Better (2022)

1. Beloved

2. Sandpaper

3. Group Home

4. Slumber Party

5. Your Body As A Gulag

6. Trash Bride

7. Please Stop Hurting Me, I'll Tell You Anything

8. Hungry Time

With Love From A Padded Room (2024)

1. I'll Pay More If You Let Me Watch

2. Red Looks Good On Him

3. Lipstick With No Lips

4. Ottessa

5. Liquid Jesus

6. Evil Has A Babyface

7. Sav

8. Rough Sleepers

9. Featherweight Kid

10. Satan Is The One

11. Templeton

12. Mob Dad

Camgirl (2025)

1. Mr. Sentimental

2. Saran Wrapped Cash

3. LADIES' NIGHT (feat. Luxury Skin)

4. Pay Pigs

5. bedrot

6. MONET

7. Pretty in Pink (feat Luxury Skin)

8. Pliers (feat Luxury Skin)

9. screentime

10. I Have a Key to Your House

11. CAMGIRL

12. Sweet Talk (feat Amoekama)

13. TARAVISTA (feat Luxury Skin)

14. Mary Kate & Ashley

15. despair

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Shellac

Here's the delayed post that was meant to close out 2023. This is one of one of the most consistent and influential acts in underground rock, with a legacy that often feels understated. Of course it's none other than the one and only Shellac. They came together in 1992, with members all already established in their native Chicago scene. This included vocalist/guitarist Steve Albini, who previously helmed the foundational post-hardcore/noise rock outfit Big Black. He's also widely known for his production work with the likes of Nirvana, The Pixies, PJ Harvey, The Jesus Lizard, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, and so many more. Shellac also consists of bassist/vocalist Bob Weston, formerly of Volcano Suns and a noteworthy producer in his own right, working with the likes of June of 44, Sebadoh and Archers of Loaf. Finally, to complete the single unit known as Shellac is drummer/vocalist Todd Trainer, who was previously in Breaking Circus and Rifle Sport.

Moving on from their individual résumés, their collective body of work starts in 1993 with a series of 7"'s released in quick succession, which culminated in a fully-realized sound by the time their landmark debut LP dropped in late 1994. At Action Park is the perfect introduction to a sound that is distinctly theirs. They eschew any semblance of traditional song structure, opting to lock into these hypnotic and dissonant yet dynamic grooves, with metallic string clangs and pulsating rhythms. Through each subsequent release always displayed a gradual evolution, their M.O. has always been to turn traditional rock sounds on their heads. Their output has also been very consistent, with five studio releases under their belt over a 20-year period, all via Touch And Go Records. If you have yet to give them a proper listen, now is the time. Enjoy.

The Rude Gesture: A Pictorial History (1993)

1. The Guy Who Invented Fire

2. Rambler Song

3. Billiard Player Song

Uranus (1993)

1. Doris

2. Wingwalker

The Bird Is The Most Popular Finger (1994)

1. The Admiral

2. XVI

At Action Park (1994)

1. My Black Ass

2. Pull The Cup

3. The Admiral

4. Crow

5. Song Of The Minerals

6. A Minute

7. The Idea Of North

8. Dog And Pony Show

9. Boche's Dick

10. Il Porno Star

Live In Tokyo (1994)

1. The Guy Who Invented Fire

2. Ramvler Song

3. The Admiral

4. My Black Ass

5. Song Of The Minerals

6. Billiard Player Song

7. Dog And Pony Show

8. Il Porno Star

9. Doris

10. Wingwalker

11. Boche's Dick

12. Crow

Billardspielerlied / Mantel (1995)

1. Billardspielerlied

2. Mantel

Sides 1-4 (1995)

1. Shellac - '95 Jailbreak

2. Big'n - T.N.T.

3. Brise-Glace - Angus Dei Aus Licht

4. U.S. Maple - Sin City

Soul Sound (1995)

1. Shellac - The Rambler Song

2. Mule - Beauteous

The Futurist (1997)

1. Movement 1

2. Movement 2

3. Movement 3

4. Movement 4

5. Movement 5

6. Movement 6

Terraform (1998)

1. Didn't We Deserve A Look At You The Way You Really Are

2. This Is A Picture

3. Disgrace

4. Mouhtpiece

5. Canada

6. Rush Job

7. House Full Of Garbage

8. Copper

1000 Hurts (2000)

1. Prayer To God

2. Squirrel Song

3. Mama Gina

4. Qrj

5. Ghosts

6. Song Against Itself

7. Canaveral

8. New Number Order

9. Shoe Song

10. Watch Song

Agostino / The Safeword (2000)

1. Shellac - Agostino

2. Caesar - The Safeword

Excellent Italian Greyhound (2007)

1. The End Of Radio

2. Steady As She Goes

3. Be Prepared

4. Elephant

5. Genuine Lulabelle

6. Kittypants

7. Protocal

8. Paco

9. Spoke

Dude Incredible (2014)

1. Dude Incredible

2. Compliant

3. You Came In Me

4. Riding Bikes

5. All The Surveyors

6. The People's Microphone

7. Gary

8. Mayor/Surveyor

9. Surveyor

The End Of Radio (2019)

1. Spoke

2. Canada

3. Crow

4. Disgrace

5. Ghosts

6. The End Of Radio

7. Canda

8. Paco

9. Steady As She Goes

10. Billiard Player Song

11. Dog And Pony Show

12. Il Porno Star

Note: Contains two Peel sessions, tracks 1-4 recorded in 1994 and tracks 5-12 recorded in 2004

To All Trains (2024)

1. WSOD

2. Girl From Outside

3. Chick New Wave

4. Tattoos

5. Wednesday

6. Scrappers

7. Days Are Dogs

8. How I Wrote How I Wrote Elastic Man (cock & bull)

9. Scabby The Rat

10. I Don't Fear Hell

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Squid Pisser

Squid Pisser are a two-piece hardcore/noise rock band from Los Angeles, California that formed in 2022. They dropped their debut LP via Three One G and Sweatband Records earlier this year. If you're familiar with the former's roster, this band is a welcome addition to its distinct catalogue. It's harsh, chaotic, and noisy hardcore delivered at breakneck tempos with unpredictable rhythms. The band's turbulent, alien sound is rounded out by a laundry list of excellent features and collabortors, including members from bands as disparate as Melt-Banana, Punch, Tera Melos, The Locust,and Starcrawler. My Tadpole Legion is a fresh take on slimy noise rock, and makes for one of the most face-melting 20 minutes you'll probably hear this year. Highly recommended, enjoy! 

My Tadpole Legion (2023)

1. Liquified Remains

2. Violence Forever

3. Marching For Trash

4. Everlasting Bloat

5. My Tadpole Legion

6. Both

7. Vibe Monster

8. Fuck Your Preacher

9. Lord Of The Frog

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No Trend

No Trend were a noise rock/post-punk band from Ashton, Maryland that were around from 1982 to 1988. The first incarnation of the band was a four-piece, comprised of members who came into the band with a punk/hardcore background. Despite this, they were intentionally antagonistic towards the DC scene they existed in the periphery of, wanting to eschew the subculture that had grown out of it. They set out to make music that they wanted to make, with no creed or agenda, and it shows. For their early material, Flipper and Saccharine Trust are often cited as loose comparisons, though No Trend really did occupy a space of their own. Teen Love was their debut, a 7" they self-released (as they would for the majority of their material). This was followed up by a full-length, Too Many Humans. These are the best introductions to the band, as they immediately throw you into the misanthropic, nihilistic world they created. Through driving bass lines, pummelling drums, and trebly feedback-laden guitars, vocalist Jeff Mentges delivered shrieks, screams, and the occasional spoken word. It makes for an impactful listen, and highly recommended to anyone looking for raw, unbridled negativity. 

Following these early years, the band experienced a line-up overhaul, with Mentges being the only original member left for by their second album. 1985's A Dozen Dead Roses was a major shift from the overt, noisy and hardcore-adjacent sound they were founded on. Though there are still flashes of that, they expanded their sonic palette to include elements of funk and jazz, while keeping the bass as the driving force behind these songs. Instrumentally, their palette is widened to include synths and saxophones, and the guitars are laden with chorus, taking on a more traditional lead role with a litany of classic rock-esque solos. A handful of tracks were also done as collabs with Lydia Lunch, which were also released on a separate EP. Overall, I absolutely love this album, as much as their early work, because it maintains that desperate, pessimistic aggression while exploring a new, genuinely unique avenue.

By 1986, the band had now rounded out as 12-piece to include strings, horns, and synths as mainstays of their sound. They continued on this wave of hybrid experimentation into their next full-length, with more layers of instrumentation and a cleaner sound. This record was put out by Touch And Go, their first to not be self-released. It was followed by another album slated to be released in 1989, but was shelved until 2001. More, as it became, completed their full heel-turn into deconstructionist jazz-funk, with their cleanest sound to date, but too Beefheartian avant-garde to ever come close to a traditional rock outfit. 

No Trend were a one-of-a-kind band with an equally intriguing legacy. There's a few great articles that came out around the reissue of Too Many Humans / Teen Love, which I suggest checking from Bandcamp, The Washington Post and Tidal for more information. If you're new to this band, the aforementioned reissue is probably your best bet for a starting point. Enjoy.

Teen Love 7" (1983)

1. Mass Sterilization Caused By Venereal Disease

2. Cancer

3. Teen Love

Too Many Humans (1983)

1. Family Style

2. Blow Dry

3. Reality Breakdown

4. Kiss Ass To Your Peer Group

5. Fashion Tips For The 80's

6. Do As You're Told

7. Too Many Humans

8. For The Fun Of It All

9. Mindless Little Insects

10. Happiness Is...

Teen Love 12" (1984)

1. Mass Sterilization Caused By Venereal Disease

2. Cancer

3. Die

4. Teen Love

5. Untitled

When Death Won't Solve Your Problem (1985)

1. Two Seconds Til Non Existance

2. Die

3. Cancer

4. Mass Sterilization Caused By Venereal Disease

5. Too Many Humans

6. Fun Of It All

7. One Last Dream

8. Killing Me

9. Heartache

10. Mindless Little Insects

11. Blow

12. Teenlove

Heart Of Darkness (1985)

1. Your Love

2. Tear You Apart

3. The Curse

4. Who's To Say

A Dozen Dead Roses (1985)

1. Karma Nights

2. Your Love

3. Tear You Apart

4. Never Again

5. All Of Nothing

6. Good Day Mrs. Hamm

7. For The Fun Of It All

8. The Curse

9. Heartache

10. Who's To Say

Tritonian Nash-Vegas Polyester Complex (1987)

1. One Under Parr

2. Copperhead

3. Without Me

4. Fred Reality

5. Space Disco

6. Cry Of The Dirtballs

7. Angel Angel Down We Go

8. Overweight Baby Boom Critter

9. Choc-O-Jet

10. Freak

11. Bel-Pre Rising

The Early Months (1995)

1. Cancer

2. Hanging Out In Georgetown

3. Kiss Ass

4. Family Style

5. Reality Breakdown

6. Human Garbage

7. Purple Paisleys Make Me Happy

8. Mass Sterilization

9. Teen Love

10. Turn Away

11. Cancer

12. Blow Dry

13. Polyester Man

14. Kiss Ass

15. Teen Love

16. Mass Sterilization

17. Hanging Out In Georgetown

18. Death

19. Punker

More (2001)

1. Intro

2. Fuzzy Dice

3. Sorry I Asked

4. Spank Me (With Your Love Monkey, Baby)

5. Last On Right, Second Row

6. Bel-Pre Declining

7. No Hopus Opus

You Deserve Your Life (2018)

1. Cancer

2. Hanging Out In Georgetown

3. Kiss Ass

4. Family Style

5. Reality Breakdown

6. Human Garbage

7. Purple Paisleys Make Me Happy

8. Mass Sterilization

9. Teen Love

10. Death (Live)

11. Punker (Live)

Too Many Humans / Teen Love (2020)

1. Family Style

2. Blow Dry

3. Reality Breakdown

4. Kiss Ass To Your Peer Group

5. Fashion Tips For The 80's

6. Do As You're Told

7. Too Many Humans

8. For The Fun Of It All

9. Mindless Insects

10. Happiness Is...

11. Mass Sterilization Caused By Venereal Disease

12. Cancer

13. Die

14. Teen Love

15. Untitled

16. Cancer (demo)

17. Mass Sterilization Caused By Venereal Disease (demo)

18. Teen Love (demo)

19. Hanging Out In Georgetown (demo)

20. Kiss Ass To Your Peer Group (demo)

21. Family Style (demo)

22. Reality Breakdown (demo)

23. Human Garbage (demo)

24. Purple Paisleys Make Me Happy (demo)

25. Do As You're Told (live at Mabuhay Gardens, San Francisco, 1983)

26. Fashion Tips For The 80's (live at Mabuhay Gardens, San Francisco, 1983)

27. Mindless Little Insects (live at Mabuhay Gardens, San Francisco, 1983)

28. Reality Breakdown (live at Mabuhay Gardens, San Francisco, 1983)

29. Teen Love (live at Mabuhay Gardens, San Francisco, 1983)

30. Cancer (live at Mabuhay Gardens, San Francisco, 1983)

31. Family Style (live at Mabuhay Gardens, San Francisco, 1983)

32. Blow Dry (live at Mabuhay Gardens, San Francisco, 1983)

33. Kiss Ass To Your Peer Group (live at Mabuhay Gardens, San Francisco, 1983)

34. Mass Sterilization Caused By Venereal Disease (live at Mabuhay Gardens, San Francisco, 1983)

35. Do As You're Told (live at Cathay de Grande, Hollywood, 1983)

36. Fashion Tips For The 80's (live at Cathay de Grande, Hollywood, 1983)

37. Mindless Little Insects (live at Cathay de Grande, Hollywood, 1983)

38. Reality Breakdown (live at Cathay de Grande, Hollywood, 1983)

39. Cancer (live at Cathay de Grande, Hollywood, 1983)

40. Family Style (live at Cathay de Grande, Hollywood, 1983)

41. Kiss Ass To Your Peer Group (live at Cathay de Grande, Hollywood, 1983)

42. Teen Love (live at Cathay de Grande, Hollywood, 1983)

43. Mass Sterilization Caused By Venereal Disease (live at Cathay de Grande, Hollywood, 1983)

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The Locust

The Locust are a four-piece hardcore?/grindcore?/powerviolence?/noise rock? band from San Diego California, that began in 1994. Since then, they've become one of extreme music's most unique and reputable sources for off-the-wall, outside-the-box sonic bizareness, with theatric live performances and insane recordings. Following a few line-up changes in their earliest incarnation, the band's roster settled with some very familiar figures in the world of hardcore. This includes vocalist/bassist Justin Pearson (Swing Kids, Struggle, Some Girls, Holy Molar, Head Wound City, Retox, Dead Cross) and guitarist-turned-drummer Gabe Serbian (Cattle Decapitation, Holy Molar, Head Wound City), who unfortunately died earlier this year. The band was rounded out by guitarist/vocalist and founding member Bobby Bray, alongside keyboardist/vocalist Joey Karam.

To try and even describe The Locust is an insurmountable task, and one not even worth really attempting. Think minute-long bursts of unhinged chaos at breakneck speeds with disconerting rhythms, and even that doesn't do it justice. They evolved and changed quickly as a unit, pumping out three full-lengths and a whole wack of other material in just a few short years. For a quick guide, the majority of their discography can be found on the 2012 compilation Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs. Between that, Plague Soundscapes, New Erections, and their splits with Jenny Piccolo and Man Is The Bastard, you've covered most of your bases. If you're new to them, I'd suggest starting with Plague Soundscapes, and diving further into the rabbit hole from there. Enjoy.

Our Earth's Blood Pt. 2/Locust (1995)

1. Man Is The Bastard - Margin For Disintegration

2. Man Is The Bastard - War

3. Man Is The Bastard - Prayer From Another Land

4. Man Is The Bastard - Robotic Anenomi

5. Man Is The Bastard - Cave Water Rings

6. Man Is The Bastard - A Periscope's Demise By Torpedo

7. Man Is The Bastard - Rocket Brain Failure

8. Man Is The Bastard - Ward Of Knives

9. Man Is The Bastard - Lunatic Hunting People

10. Man Is The Bastard - Pluto's Winter

11. Man Is The Bastard - Jupiter's Autumn

12. Man Is The Bastard - Katlehong Journal (An Update)

13. The Locust - Ass Gravity

14. The Locust - Futile Agreement

15. The Locust - Sever The Toe

16. The Locust - Emaciation Fuckers

17. The Locust - Red

18. The Locust - Inbred America

19. The Locust - Hellos

20. The Locust - Personal History

21. The Locust - Keep Off The Tracks

The Locust/Jenny Piccolo (1996)

1. The Locust - Follow The Flock, Step In Shit

2. The Locust - Coffin Nails

3. Jenny Piccolo - Labor Day '92

4. Jenny Piccolo - Six

5. Jenny Piccolo - Hand That Feeds

6. Jenny Piccolo - One Year

The Locust (1997)

1. Halfway To A Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude To A Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony... Yea Whatever)

2. Prepare To Qualify

3. Kill Rodger Hedgecock

4. Pain Reliever

5. Off By A Long Shot

6. Cattle Mutilation

7. #99

8. Head Hits Concrete

9. Hairspray Supository

The Locust (1998)

1. Moth-Eaten Deer Head

2. Brand New Set Of Teeth

3. How To Build A Pessimistic Lie Detector

4. Nice Tranquil Thumb In Mouth

5. Dog Without A Collar (Run Over Red Rover)

6. The Perils Of Believing In Round Squares

7. Normal Run Of The Muck (Compensation For Conversation)

8. Stucco Obelisks Labeled As Trees

9. Straight From The Horses Mouth

10. An Extra Piece Of Dead Meat

11. Twenty-Three Full -Time Cowboys

12. Backbones Of Jack Asses

13. Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality

14. Skin Graft At Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour

15. High-Maintenance Libido, Bring The Whole Family

16. Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle

17. Halfway To A Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude To A Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony Yea Whatever)

18. Kill Roger Hedgecock

The Locust/Arab On Radar (2000)

1. The Locust - Get Off The Cross, The Wood Is Needed

2. The Locust - Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case

3. The Locust - This Is Radio Surgery

4. The Locust - Spitting In The Faces Of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition

5. The Locust - Sever The Toes

6. Arab On Radar - Three Meals Away From A Crack Whore

7. Arab On Radar - Piggin In The Pumpkin Patch

Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle (2000)

1. Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle

2. Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle (Bastard Noise Remix)

3. Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle (Wizards of War Remix)

4. Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle (Christoph De Babalon Remix)

5. Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle (Sinking Body Remix)

6. Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle (Kid606 Remix)

7. Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle (I Am Spoonbender Remix)

Flight Of The Wounded Locust (2001)

1. Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe

2. Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall Of Mini-Abs

3. Bring Your 65 Italian Carbine

4. Alas Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby

5. Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia

6. Get Off The Cross, The Wood Is Needed

7. Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case

8. This Is Radio Surgery

9. Spitting In The Faces Of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition

10. Sever The Toes

11. Flight Of The Wounded Locust

The Locust/Melt Banana (2002)

1. The Locust - How to Become a Virgin

2. The Locust - Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?

3. The Locust - Twenty‐Three Lubed‐Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur

4. The Locust - Priest With the Sexually‐Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed

5. The Locust - The Half‐Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office

6. Melt-Banana - Too Rough to Scoop (Find a Grain of Greed)

7. Melt-Banana - Creeps in a White Cake

Plague Soundscapes (2003)

1. Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form

2. Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy

3. Solar Panel Asses

4. Live From The Russian Compound

5. Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of us

6. Wet Dream War Machine

7. Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here

8. Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?

9. Teenage Mustache

10. How To Become A Virgin

11. Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better

12. Late For A Double Date With A Pile Of Atoms In The Water Closet

13. File Under 'Soft Core Seizures'

14. Practiced Hatred (Crossed Out cover)

15. Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?

16. The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His Office

17. Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pairs Of Ears

18. Can We Please Get Another Nail in The Coffin Of Culture Theft?

19. Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch

20. Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur

21. Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again

22. Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed

23. Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes

Follow The Flock, Step In Shit (2004)

1. Follow The Flock, Step In Shit

2. Coffin Nails

3. Red

Safety Second, Body Last (2005)

1. Armless And Overactive / Invented Organs

2. One Decent Leg / Immune System Overtime

New Erections (2007)

1. AOTKPTA

2. We Have Reached An Official Verdict: Nobody Gives A Shit

3. The Unwilling... Led By The Unqualified... Doing The Unnecessary... For The Ungrateful...

4. One Manometer Away From Mutually Assured Relocation

5. Full Frontal Obscurity

6. Scavenger, Invader

7. Hot Tubs Full Of Brand New Fuel

8. God Wants Us All To Work In Factories

9. Book Of Bot

10. Slum Service (Slyed On The Sly)

11. Tower Of Mammal

The Peel Sessions (2010)

1. How To Become A Virgin

2. The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His Office

3. Kill Roger Hedgecock

4. Straight From The Horse's Mouth

5. Moth-Eater Deer Head

6. Priests With The Sexually-Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed

7. Cattle Mutilation

8. Perils Of Believing In Round Squares

9. Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur

10. Stucco Obelisks Labeled As Trees

11. Skin Graft At Seventy-Five Miles An Hour

12. Get Off The Cross, The Wood Is Needed

13. Who Wants A Donse Of The Clap

14. Wet Nurse Syndrome (Hand Me Down Display Case)

15. Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You Cantaloupe

16. Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys

Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standards Labs (2012)

1. How To Become A Virgin

2. Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?

3. Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Granduer

4. Priests With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out Of My Bed

5. The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His Office

6. Perils Of Believing In Round Squares

7. Flash's Theme

8. Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You Cantaloupe

9. Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall Of Mini-Abs

10. Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine

11. Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby

12. Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia

13. Flight Of The Wounded Locust

14. Get Off The Cross, The Wood Is Needed

15. Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case

16. This Is Radio Surgery

17. Spitting In The Faces Of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition

18. Sever The Toes

19. Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle

20. Moth-Eaten Deer Head

21. Brand New Set Of Teeth

22. How To Build A Pessimistic Lie Detector

23. Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth

24. Dog Without A Collar (Run Over Red Rover)

25. Normal Run Of The Muck (Compensation For Conversation)

26. Stucco Obelisks Labeled As Trees

27. Straight From The Horse's Mouth

28. An Extra Piece Of Dead Meat

29. Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys

30. Backbones Of Jack Asses

31. Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality

32. Skin Graft At Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour

33. High-Maintenance Libido, Bring The Whole Family

34. Halfway To A Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude To A Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony... Yea Whatever)

35. Kill Rodger Hedgecock

36. Hairspray Suppository

37. Cattle Mutilation

38. Prepare To Qualify

39. Pain Reliever

40. Off By A Long Shot

41. Head Hits Concrete

42. Ass Gravity

43. Keep Off The Tracks

44. #99

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